Dance dance revolution

Perhaps even more disturbing than the sight of the baby that Chelsea and I made online is the sight of us disco dancing. I have asked the gang I work with whether there’s some way we could make use of this magic of the Internets here at SMU. We’ve just gotta come up with a plot that would be as entertaining and as disturbing as the sight of me in pink spandex while staying true to the educational mission of the university.